When a video game lets you move during extended dialogue:
even if youre not in the roosterteeth fandom just watch this omg
time to get your canon rvb facts straight
- tucker is black
- grif is overweight and hawaiian
- simmons is dutch irish (supposedly.. but in one episode grif questioned him on it and he replied with “fuck that”)
- donut is from iowa
- church and allison are white
- caboose is literally from the moon
- sarge is an aged, white-sounding guy but thats totally unconfirmed
this needs to be brought back
Lets Play - 7 Days To Die Part 2 - Ryan and Animals
- Ryan: *aims crossbow at elk* Thunk! Missed!
- *elk runs away*
- Ryan: No. Come back deer. I'm sorr..
- *elk goes into house*
- Ryan: He just ran into our house. We have an elk in the house.
- Jack: Ryan what is with you and animals going to your house?
- Ryan: I don't know.
- Jack: I can see it in the window bouncing around.
- Ray: Every fucking game, Ryan.
- Ryan: It just died. No, it didn't. There it goes. Nope, still alive. There it goes.
- *Gavin kills it through window with a hammer*
- Gavin: I whacked it through the window.
- Ryan: I.. I jus.. I don't know what happened.
I worry about Monty
The sass from the people that edit the video is the best!
Ryan the Invincible Guy
- Gets run over by a diabetic
- Passenger in a car crash
- Flipped off the side of a hill in a car
- CARRIED AWAY BY A MOTHER FUCKING TORNADO
REALLY RYAN CAN YOU MAYBE TRY HARDER NOT TO DIE MAYBE PLEASE THANKS
Angry customer: I’d like to speak to the manager.
Me: I am the manager.
Me under my breath: Biiiiiiiiiiiiitch
Hello! My baby!
Hello! My honey!
Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Oh my god
this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen
The Destiny Beta embargo for videos has been lifted. I will now post this. @GavinFree @GeoffLRamsey (x)
THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETY
THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE
THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERS
THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAU
BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSE
AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEAN
HOUSES ARE SO COOL